A Teenage Boy is . . .

1. A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

2. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

3. A youngster who receives his allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his best friend on Wednesday.

4. Someone who can hear a rap song played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

5. A whiz who can operate the latest Apple gadget without a lesson but can’t make a bed.

6. A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for his history exam and 12 hours for his driver’s license.

7. A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.

8. An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

9. A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.

10. A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.

11. A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

12. A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

13. An original thinker who is positive that his mother was never a teenager.

What would you add to this list?

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About Uriah Guilford

I am a child and teen counselor and I focus on working with boys. I use my specialized training along with humor to help my clients learn and grow.